Of my many flaws, my greatest, and most annoying by far, is my total inability to wait and sit still. In order to turn a personality defect into something that incites sympathy, I must also make the case that it is the most unfortunate thing to be bad at. This is because it is completely unavoidable. Almost any other flaw and lack of virtue can be avoided or lie dormant without acknowledgement from the wider world. But no matter who you are, people and the universe will alway